pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.

Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”

by Theendofdays69 March 2, 2023

Pub Blast

When you take a hit from a puff bar and hen take a drink if mr pub while the vale is still In Your mouth

Man I crave a pub blast

by Fish nigha May 22, 2021

Pub Walk

A mini-pub crawl where you only go to a maximum of 3 pubs

We went on a Pub Walk from The Dancing Jug to Zephyr in Bournemouth

by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2024

Garfunkle Pub's

The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

by Pamela N January 16, 2008

pub brat

a girl named cheyenne who is quite pleasant and annoying at the same time. you will find her at Donelson Pub talking shyt.

you damn pub brat

by yeah_girl January 25, 2025

pub hot

A girl that is not normally or overly attractive but once in the pub gets a bump due to a combination of limited options and alcohol.

She’s not that attractive or interesting but she’s pub hot.

by Nilo83 January 23, 2018

Pub-licked

To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub

Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."

Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "

by Jon mcskankier. June 20, 2011