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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Cuff Buddies

Were two people are buddies searching for people to cuff.
“ Hey, daisy and I are cuff buddies do you want to cuff?
by Yetetetete~ August 31, 2019
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Cuff

to date sort of but not completely bf gf or bf bf or gf gf or other
by Leavemealonebrady May 21, 2019
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Hiptator Cuff

The hiptator cuff is also referred to as the piriformis. It can flare up and make it hard to move.
Moser didn't believe the hiptator cuff was a real thing. However, here it is in a dictionary.
by Youknowme21098 November 25, 2019
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Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.
Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.
by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019
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Muff Cuff

When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.
I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.
by xTheTruth May 8, 2024
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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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