Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Cuff Buddies

Were two people are buddies searching for people to cuff.

“ Hey, daisy and I are cuff buddies do you want to cuff?

by Yetetetete~ August 31, 2019

Cuff

to date sort of but not completely bf gf or bf bf or gf gf or other

Hey you wanna cuff?

by Leavemealonebrady May 21, 2019

Hiptator Cuff

The hiptator cuff is also referred to as the piriformis. It can flare up and make it hard to move.

Moser didn't believe the hiptator cuff was a real thing. However, here it is in a dictionary.

by Youknowme21098 November 25, 2019

Cuff Block

One who lies about their relationship status with another party in hopes of gaining a commitment out of it.

Rachel was acting crazy last night and tried to cuff block me, I caught her lying to Monica saying she was my girlfriend.

by No One Will Know Show November 21, 2019

Muff Cuff

When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.

I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.

by xTheTruth May 8, 2024

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025