dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch.

dude: "hey what time is it?"

guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty!!"

by dudes you can trust July 26, 2008

thirtying

The process of becoming more and more amused by domestic activities and objects as you near and/or after turning thirty.

That’s how I feel about my transition from an in home alcohol bar to juice/espresso bar...I’m thirtying REAL HARD!

by Dancinnangel April 19, 2019

[last name]thirty

last namethirty is a time when any particular individual shows up to work. Might be 9am. Might be 9:30am. Depends on a number of factors and the individual (i.e. border, traffic, weather, illness, bad burrito, etc.).

Employee 1: Where's last name at? What time is he coming in?
Employee 2: I don't know.. maybe last namethirty? He texted last night and mentioned something about having some bad Mexican food at this new place... might be a bad burrito slowing him down...

by Kap21 November 12, 2021

I generated Thirty Five back smackers.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: I generated Thirty Five back smackers.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025

Tequila Thirty

Half an hour after Beer O Clock

Wow! Beer O Clock already ! Soon to be followed by Tequila Thirty !

by urbmik February 19, 2011

slam thirty

1. When sleep overtakes you and you can no longer keep your eyes open.
2. A defined hour to head to bed, e.g. 10pm is bedtime.

Its slam thirty, time to head to bed.

by Rags1949 April 18, 2021

Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh!

Person 1: Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025