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The silencer

When you're fucking a deaf chick, take one hearing aid and shove it down her throat so you cant hear her wookie noises. Then you take off your dirty sock and shove it in her mouth. After fucking her, put her other hearing aid up her pussy and send her on her way, and as she walks, her cunt whistles with every step.
I once fucked a deaf chick, and she sounded like chewie from star wars. I wish now, I had given her the silencer.

I went soft immediately, did my belt up, and put it in reverse .
by Deedav August 4, 2021
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Silence Robot

When a robot says probability or is confused on living creatures and mentions it you say this word
Robot: "Probability is 18%
Person watching: "Silence Robot"
by Not bird person June 13, 2022
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Silence

Silence is yes because the person is just to shy to reply (Just pretend they said yes)
Bob is silent, he is just too shy to reply yes
"Silence means yes" - Bob, 2021
by builderthebob April 24, 2021
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Ice cream silence

The period of time when excessive noise from children (typically a group) ceases due to ice cream consumption.
The noise level of the birthday party was interrupted with the ice cream silence.
by Tim Fielder November 10, 2018
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Group Silencer

Refers to a person, that kind of person, after they talk something in a group, everyone suddenly becomes silent, deadly silent.
Tom: hey, come save me, I am a group silencer again!
Jerry: which group? coming.
by keshandouzi November 3, 2017
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Text silence

When Darlene starts texting in a group text and everyone stops because she is an idiot and no one likes her
We were all laughing our asses off in a group text until Darlene said something totally stupid and there was an immediate text silence...
by angelfood June 13, 2019
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The name of silence

A state of fragile stability in a friend group that was barely reached after an incident. It's so fragile that it'll instantly shatter and awkwardness will return if anyone tries to vocally appreciate it, just like how silence breaks when you say its name.
Person a: "I'm so glad we're all friends again after what happened between us."
Person b: "Dude, stop saying the name of silence FFS!"
by SpaceDragon45 May 14, 2022
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