The Cleveland Steamer

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (SEE ALSO
HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

It was a severance fuck anyway, so I left her a Cleveland Steamer.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

cleveland steamers

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.

I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.

by dookieluv February 15, 2006

Stanly Steamer

to cover up someones mouth with tin foil than take a dump on the tin foil so the reciver only gets the steam.

Dude I just gave that bitch a Stanly Steamer

by Stanly May 22, 2005

Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB

While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010

A frosty steamer

When you cum in a condom, freeze it and then have the girl eat it.

Dude I have my girl a frosty steamer last night!

by Wert123 June 2, 2015

Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers

"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"

by AK Dave October 18, 2008

natchez steamer

A Natchez Steamer is when someone stands on the walls of a stall in a public bathroom allowing their poop to travel roughly 6-7 feet before splashing down in the landing zone (toilet)

Did you see graham drop that Natchez steamer, it was cool but his poop was the size of a small raisin.

by Andy from the aviation club July 30, 2017