Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times

Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!

Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?

Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".

Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply

A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply

continues forever!...

by Rosalie Quinn April 15, 2020

Patrick

That bitch from spongebob that is a representation of half the guys in my school

Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"

by Nikiminjaj May 15, 2018

Patrick

An ugly person with a really fucked up hairline.

You know patrick.
Yea he’s fucking retarded

by Dhshsvz June 11, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.

He has a fat cock

Person 1: Who’s that cute chico
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick

by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a very sweet guy, he will always care for your well-being. He is hot as fuck, and doesn't play with a girls mind. he is great at sports, and is a workout freak. I wish i could date him because he is so caring and melts your heart

Are you okay?
Yea Patrick came and talked with me

by UnknownChic69 May 22, 2020

patrick

patrick is a very evil guy he is often called stinky.He has very nice hair but its all grey because he is YOUNG.He is extremly cute and handsome.;)

dam patrick lookin fine over here

by patrickisTHICC December 4, 2018