weak jive

"jive" coming from jive turkey. "weak jive" as in anything that is extremely disappointing.

that's some weak jive.

by nigawssip August 18, 2009

Jive

The word "Jive" can be used in place of the word "Fucking" or "Freaking".

Fag: Bro, that shirt is jive awesome!

LAXPro: Yeah...It's cuz im Jive awesome..

by JiveOnMe October 11, 2010

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions July 1, 2010

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

jive

to stab or be stabed several times in the pen with a makeshift knife called a shank or a jive

yo back the fuck the fuck of or i will jive your ass
your job is to sneek jives into the pen

by christopher palidino March 6, 2009

Jive

Really cool; chill; a good feeling; radical

"Dude, that's so jive!"
"I'm feeling so jive right now!"

by Sierra Mist May 26, 2015

alive jive

A reference to someone's smooth dancing.

Continue that alive jive, man! Right on!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018