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Jasper

Jasper is the biggest son of a bitch, small peepee, asshole there is. He can be cool at times but once you steal his kill in Rainbow Six Siege, he’ll go on about how oppressed he is amongst the friend group.

A slang word for annoyingly playing music in your microphone. It’s probably Metallica.

To waste all of your loving mothers hard earned money on video game cosmetics.
Don’t be a Jasper! Save up your money!
by PyroSabr April 15, 2022
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jasper

a guy that wants to get with all his mates sisters
jasper: yo bro is that your sister ?
garth: yeah she's 11

jasper: oh, age is just a number...
by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023
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jasper tip

Being lied to, or someone trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
Although they tried to get over on us, they'll soon realize we aren't falling for the jasper tip anymore!
by Blue eyed soul man October 21, 2020
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Dirty Jasper

When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip
"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"
by The Sasageyo Cunt June 7, 2022
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The Jasper Clan

1. Sexiest Manhattan college instagram page to ever exist and that will ever exist.

2. A page run by some boring antisocial kid who attends manhattan college
1: Wow did you see what the jasper clan posted
2: STFU about the stupid ass jasper clan no one cares
1: -_-
2: WE HAVE A PROJECT DUE IN 2 hrs focus!!!
by BirenBaby November 23, 2021
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Jasper

The kind of guy who will hold your hand and squeeze it to make you feel special. The coolest guy ever. Everyone named Jasper is manly as fuck and very handsome. Boyfriend and husband material.
Person 1: What's your name?
Jasper: Jasper!
Person 1: Omg please date me.
by manstay November 24, 2021
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Jasper

Jasper is a Island boy
Jasper: he is a Island boy and he is just trying to make it.
by Jasper the Island boy November 22, 2021
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