Doctor Octagonapus

How idiots spell "Doctor Octogonapus".

Person A: Have you seen the Lazer Collection!?
Person B: Yeah, I have... I like Doctor Octagonapus the best lol
Person A: It's F*ING SPELLED "OCTOGONAPUS"!!! With an O, not an A!!!

by haiyyu October 29, 2011

Doctor Octopus

Mad scientist archenemy of the superhero Spider-Man; originated in Amazing Spider-Man #3. Named because his powers consist of four robotic tentacle-like arms, which were welded to his body in a laboratory accident. Played by actor Alfred Molina in the second Spider-Man movie. A much better supervillain than Venom, in my opinion.

All superheroes have archenemies: Superman has Lex Luthor, Batman has the Joker, and Spider-Man has Doctor Octopus.

by The Master Planner February 25, 2009

slop doctor

A person who is unusually dirty, scummy, or all around nasty

man, did you smell that fucker?
Yea, he's one hell of a slop doctor

by thunder balls November 29, 2009

Doctor Chin

A doctor who does plastic surgery on himself and others to gain their double chins. :))))

Ew your double chin looks horrendous! Go see Doctor Chin for a replacement

by Hyun-Jae May 21, 2020

doctor clank

doctor clank

u wank, i wank, we all wank for doctor clank

by Deus Janglewangle September 22, 2015

Doctors Interview

Giving your boss the excuse of a doctors appointment when actually going to a job interview.

Employee: Has anyone seen Dan today?
Boss: He said he had doctors appointment, but it sounds to me like a "doctors interview".

by Loofy July 27, 2013

Party Doctor

Colloquial term for medical professionals at the forefront of a cultural phenomenon indigenous to Kingston, Jamaica. These individuals are residents-in-training who concurrently promote social events with equal vigor. It is not abundantly clear to the untrained eye whether the ulterior motive of their "second job" is accelerating social mobility or soliciting future patients.

"The party doctor has a long weekend ahead of him. He is booked for surgery on Saturday morning and will be attending a pool party, that he promoted, on the same evening. His assistant recently informed me of this.

P.S: The price of admission is $50 if you're interested in attending the party."

by đ.£Σξ™ July 24, 2015