legit definition

Something which never happens here

A: "Dude, i just found a legit definition on urbandictionary.com"
B: "Good Joke"

by WhyWasMyHandleTaken October 21, 2021

Definition gang

The gang is me (D4RKCL0UD907), tocksapill, super coopz and the guy that keeps changing his damn name

Definition gang rules dude

by D4RKCL0UD907 November 12, 2019

the definition of the ick

sticky kid named sam

did you see sam eating doritos?? it gave me the definition of the ick and im not even dating him!

by 728283839939393 April 11, 2022

Genuine Definition

Something you won't find on this site.

Oh, you want a Genuine Definition? Go to the normal dictionary, dumbass.

by offsidegoalfc August 12, 2021

The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018

Artisan Definition

A carefully skilled or crafted definition

Artisan Definitions are well made, precise to the point, are skillfully demonstrated in sentences, and have multiple useful definitions, even if the word is made-up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 27, 2021

Self-Definition

I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!

Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023