A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.
by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024
Get the Daltonmug. A name for a amazing and handsome guy. I know he does not believe that he is perfect in every way but i know deep down he believes it well at least i hope he does because it is the truth. This guy has put up with my crazy annoying self for almost 7 months now. I love him with all my heart and I always will. I promise.
I LOVE YOU DALTON, MY KING, MY BEAST, MY EVERYTHING.
I LOVE YOU DALTON, MY KING, MY BEAST, MY EVERYTHING.
by SDB DALTON'S QUEEN October 2, 2018
Get the Dalton Cooper Carlislemug. The fucking carpet capital. The literal most boring city you will ever visit in georgia, if you’ve ever been here i’m damn sorry you had to be that bored
Friend: I went to such a boring city for spring break
Me: OHHH so you must’ve went to dalton Georgia..
Friend: omg how did you know
Me: OHHH so you must’ve went to dalton Georgia..
Friend: omg how did you know
by blondiebabie September 8, 2021
Get the Dalton Georgiamug. by venoomm May 23, 2022
Get the Dalton Gomezmug. he is a war vet that can bash the out of you. I hated wen the soviet union collapse it was the worst year in my life I remember my pal joseph Stalin voice it was beautiful. I was in every F ing war it was all beautiful.
by dd12345six7 February 20, 2024
Get the Dalton Corbellmug. Dalton is The one perfect for Jennifer. They are meant to be in so many ways. He such a sweet guy and they deserve eachother.
by Jdog67 September 18, 2017
Get the dalton perrymug. by JerseBoy21 July 21, 2022
Get the Dalton Gomezmug.