African Wine Tasting

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.

Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!

by The Austitute July 28, 2011

texting

the act of sending a mobile phone to mobile phone message of text instead of talking; the contraction of words "text" and "messageing" with the apostrophe dropped through consistent use as a word

I prefer texting my friends instead of calling to communicate more efficiently.

by James Mahaffey February 16, 2006

mass texting

When a text message is sent to multiple contacts within a phonebook.

Kevin: Melanie just texted me and was like, "What's up?"... I thought she said she had plans and couldn't hang out tonight.

David: Yeah, I got that, too.

Lacey: WTF?! I'm so sick of her mass texting and leaving me out!

David: Guess we know why she didn't want to hang out tonight...

by Alyk March 4, 2009

double dutch texting

When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what the first point actually was.

Ali "dude, leslie has text me saying 'the pub on the corner' but I dont know if I am meant to meet her or when"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"

by veeds1 July 22, 2009

closet texting

Text messaging someone with your cell phone when it is against the rules, such as text messaging during class or text messaging while you're at work.

1. My teacher took away my phone today coz i was closet texting.

2. Ashley: "How are you texting me right now if you're at work?"
Jose: "I'm closet texting!"

by Olivia Jasmine December 15, 2006

booty texting

Sending a text message to someone proposing a sexual encounter. Like a booty call, but via text message.

I am so hooked on Salma bro, I have been booty texting her every day yo!

by virgo December 11, 2007

Drive texting

Drive texting is the act of sending a text message while driving.

I'm sorry officer; I don't know what happened. I was drive texting, and the homeless dude just showed up on my windshield.

by dasmall1 February 25, 2009