Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.

“Today is a wonderful day!”

by yindi December 3, 2019

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Russia Today

Propaganda outlet of the Russian government

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.

by lololol lololol August 14, 2024

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what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable

user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)

person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"

by 42621051 January 5, 2024

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Good Morning Today

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio

Good Morning Today is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023

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