A particularly Large Tornado. Particularly starting around the 0.3 mile range and going up to a record high width of 2.6 miles wide. Wedge tornados are typically the most intense beasts mother nature has to offer.
News: Last night a monster Wedge Tornado created havoc across the metroplex causing massive damage on the east & south side of town.
by Mcole949490304040 September 9, 2020

A "Tornado" is a method of rapidly drinking beer out of a bottle. To „entzünd“ a Tornado you have to spin the bottle in a circular motion. The goal is to generate a vortex in the bottle, while simultaneously drinking the beer.
by Don R. Wetter January 24, 2022

A tamer of tornadoes is an individual who specializes in finding the meaning in various variants of the dish named curry. After thoroughly researching these, the tamer goes on a detailed rant as to why the dish at hand has a particular taste.
Despite the large amount of jobs out there, my son Pranav, who loves curry, decided to become a tamer of tornadoes.
by spittingdafax February 1, 2022

When you shit piss vomit and put a toaster in your partners asshole let them shit it out and you blend it and put it on a nice piece of toast and eat it
by Christina Skippy Spiral December 6, 2020

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.
Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.
by docec May 11, 2016

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”
by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020
