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deodorant shower

Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.
1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
by stemkid13 April 30, 2011
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Shower Story

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.
by jj321 October 15, 2009
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Shower Theory

The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"
by LiterallyLuke April 4, 2011
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Desert Shower

Having intense sexual relations, outdoors, during an Arizona monsoon.
You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.
by ER Nurse July 24, 2011
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Morning Shower

When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up
by hanky hanks February 10, 2010
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PB Shower

When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.
Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?

Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must

Dude 1: Obvi
by #Fresnoswag November 1, 2011
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shower amnesia

when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.

Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010
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