jive

1920s slang term for cannabis

The latest crave, the country's rave is jive, jive, jive,
This modern treat makes life complete: jive, jive, jive!

All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
All the jive is gone!
So come on in and drink some gin,
All the jive is gone!

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin December 6, 2019

Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023

Jive

Another word for roasting or joaning.

1) Him: Boy yo head head big as shit

You: oh you tryna jive

2) Derek stay jiven on people

by Tre savage September 25, 2018

Jive

Something that a person is not interested in or not down to do

It’s not her jive to go hang out at the lake.

by LuuLuu40 June 12, 2020

Jive

Weed. It’s a slang term for marijuana.

Little Johnny: Hey you got some jive?
Larry:Hell yea bro I gotchu!

by Larry Pimpin November 2, 2019

jive

to stab or be stabed several times in the pen with a makeshift knife called a shank or a jive

yo back the fuck the fuck of or i will jive your ass
your job is to sneek jives into the pen

by christopher palidino March 6, 2009

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010