(OTFS) Out The Fuck Standing

From military lexicon that combines the words "outstanding" and "fuck" together to mean just the opposite of the word "outstanding" Usually describes a person(s) or situation(s) that are totally and completely fucked up beyond all recgonition. Also used in texting shorthand.

Trooper 1: "Lt. BooBoo just got his whole squad captured during the exercise, but he escaped". Trooper 2: "(OTFS) Out the fuck standing"! Trooper 1: "What a joke, let's go smoke a bowl". Trooper 2: "Cool".

by sliptrip August 23, 2011

standing ovation

A brown arse length of such gargantuan size that on passing it you have to stand up and check it out (possibly to take a photo with a mobile phone - a codak movement)

You won't believe the size of this shit that i've just had - i had to give it a standing ovation

by Dave Wu June 11, 2006

Standing Wendy

When you are out after a long night of drinking captain morgan's and smoking ganja and you are with one of your best boys driving home. He tells you that if he orders you everything on the dollar menu at wendy's and you eat all of it he will guarantee you pussy. You eat all of it and he puts a blindfold over your eyes.Your standing tall and you start getting some of the best dome you have ever received. Right as you are about to explode your boy rips off the blindfold you look down and there is a fat bitch that weighs over 250 pounds sucking your dick causing you to puke up the whole dollar menu on her head. Hence the standing wendy!

Yo man your goin to be so pissed when you found out wat i did to laugh

Why what did you do?

I made him think he was goin to hava great night and he ended up givin a standing wendy

by tuna31 January 19, 2009

Standing on business

Standing on business

My gf tried me so I just started standing on business

by Unknown user750302 October 22, 2023

Stinkin' Lincoln

During a 69 position, the man on top takes a dump on the partner's face and then places a five dollar bill on top of the steaming pile. (Also known as a dirty tip)

After we left Taco Bell, Shelly and I decided to 69 in her grandparents RV. After the A/C went out, I felt the need for a hot stinkin' lincoln.

by asbmatt September 26, 2009

stinkdink

What you get after a long night of manhole fucking.

"Jeff, next time wash your ass before we fuck, you gave me a stinkdink!"

by rzarecta April 8, 2004

Standing Obation

Masturbating Standing Up.

Man I just walked in on Matt giving a standing obation.

by ILikeDoom March 16, 2015