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man stain

a stain resulting from sporadic uncontrolled ejacultion in a cheap hotel room
Damn dude, that man stain I left at motel 6 is gonna leave me without my security deposit.
by frenchphish May 4, 2005
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kaka stains

Hey this toilet has some bad kaka stains. Say what!
by awnesh February 24, 2005
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Coffee Stain

When your titty fucking a girl, you look back and notice that you have left a racing stripe on her chest and nonchalantly wipe it away with the palm of your hand and continue.
Keep an eye on William, he is known to leave a nasty Coffee Stain.
by Kaka Butt December 11, 2007
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Pimp Stain

The act of using your bottom bitches underwear to wipe your anus clean and then making her wear them on her midnight rounds.
Also can be used in rocky marriages or after one night stands.
I ran out of toilet paper so I gave you a pimp stain, put these on.
by JeffersonM43 November 19, 2010
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Nook stain

Nook stain is an alternian term which means in our earth terms a vagina stain. Or possibly a cunt
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN, YOU NOOK STAIN!
by HomestuckFangirl101 December 8, 2014
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mule stain

A person, place or thing that causes extreme feelings of dislike or hatred.
My sister in law is such a fucking mule stain.

Or

My boss has no idea what the fuck he is doing. What a damn mule stain.
by yaaer of the mule May 18, 2013
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J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.
*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.
by thecabeman March 23, 2011
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