Adhoc Shrinking

Providing mental health and psychosocial support to another person as and when needed. This is meant to aide in the reduction of stress or anxiety the person may be experiencing and is generally among known individuals. However, there are many attempting to provide such advice on social media channels

bro I just took straight Ls in my meeting with Mike. do you have time for some adhoc shrinking? i need help not being ded

by Truffula August 9, 2023

hustle town sprinkler

The act of urinating while performing the helicopter dick.

My wife is into golden showers so I gave her the hustle town sprinkler.

by You have to call me Nighthawk. June 5, 2014

Sprinkler

A word given to people with a sexual attractiveness towards someone of the same sex. Most often a person who is homosexual but has not come out.

Adam is such a sprinkler. He needs to come out with it.

by Lustful Dog February 24, 2011

spinkting

the act of looking at another's ass. it's easy to be caught spinkting, and it's hard not to spinkt while walking up and down the stairs with someone in front of you. It's prefectly all right to spinkt.

Phil-' i'm so sorry.'
Jannet-' what?'
Phil-' i'm was spinkting.'
Jannet-'what the fuck is spinkting, you crazy nut sucker?'
Phil-' you have a sweet ass.'

by Stephen Cummings October 4, 2006

Dingle Sprinkle

The feces stuck in the hairs of the rectum chopped up and put into cereal.

Hey I got some fresh dingle sprinkles!
Got any Fuzzy Frosted Dingle Sprinkles?

by dirp September 3, 2008

Sprinklegate

The media frenzy spawned by the revelation that James Frey's best-selling (and Oprah's Book Club-lauded) memoir "A Million Little Pieces" was almost completely fabricated.

"Did you watch David Letterman verbally rape Bill O'Reilly the other night? It totally kicked ass."
"Dude, shut up. I'm watching the Sprinklegate coverage on CNN."

by Cletus812 January 12, 2006

sprinkle monster

a sprinkle monster is an individual who injects an acid (lsd)-like substance into the childrens candy, formally known as sprinkles, typically used to add color, and festivity to ice cream. once the drug is injected into the sprinkles, the "sprinkle monster" will then run into the middle of a room, particularly a college class room, and throw the sprinkles in the air for everyone to enjoy.

Corrine : God I can't wait to see Parker today. He's the best sprinkle monster I have.

by Ew that guy smells like Poo April 25, 2011