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Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni
You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝
by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021
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Spaghetti Arms

A person with thin flabby arms that lacks muscle resembling cooked spaghetti. They also wave their hands while in conversation.
Glen was having a heated argument with Bob over a road rage incident, Bob got upset Glen was flailing his spaghetti arms around and Bob body slammed Glen to the ground.
by Railfan22 February 11, 2023
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spaghetti mouth

Spaghetti Mouth is when you talk really loud because you have no respect for people when they are sleeping
Ermahgod Abi! You are so rude!! I was trying to take a nap.. You have a bad case of spaghetti mouth!
by Rizzles November 14, 2013
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spaghetti math

Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.
Person 1 "I got 90% on my last test!" Person 2 "yeah but you do spaghetti math"
by School wizzard March 22, 2017
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zac spaghetti

i vape yes haha i am cool i also beat my 78 inch penis to gay grandpa porn. also wannabe nigger
hey look its a wild zac spaghetti (bonicci)
by asianpotnoodle April 2, 2019
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Spaghetti Stripper

A person that takes the best spaghetti instead of paper money and also eats spaghetti on the spot. Or a stripper works I don't care.
"That lady really eats like a spaghetti stripper!"
by Fagazoidz January 28, 2020
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Jack Spaghetti

A tongue tied, spit infested 'Leerpool' supporter, who cannot speak English and has a brother called 'Ogger'.
You speak like such a Jack Spaghetti. E.g/ Oscar becomes 'Ogger'
by Pseudonym1273419469 July 12, 2017
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