fuck me sideways in church

a phrase used when agitated.

like a more frustrated version of fuck me sideways.

Alec Daugherty: I would date you, but I fear my girlfriend might get mad.

Ashley Gregg: Well fuck me sideways in church!

fuck me sideways in church by braglesnarples August 1, 2010

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Fucking Sideways

When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.

Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.

Fucking Sideways by Orato Ashimoro October 2, 2016

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Lazy Sideways

A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese

Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.

Lazy Sideways by Naturecamper June 7, 2018