fuck me sideways in church

a phrase used when agitated.

like a more frustrated version of fuck me sideways.

Alec Daugherty: I would date you, but I fear my girlfriend might get mad.

Ashley Gregg: Well fuck me sideways in church!

by braglesnarples August 1, 2010

Fucking Sideways

When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.

Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.

by Orato Ashimoro October 2, 2016

Lazy Sideways

A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese

Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.

by Naturecamper June 7, 2018

chumble me sideways

The act of chumbling your lover is an extremely dangerous position. ie. fillatio in a tiny ass canoe

i just paid rock dollahs to get that jiggaboo to chumble me sideways

by Jorge Busch October 15, 2008

turd stuck sideways

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.

Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.

by vanco April 14, 2009

fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”

someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤

by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018

59 to sideways

Being so messed up that u know ur gonna pass out within the hour.

She's 59 to sideways....start the countdown.

by Pantherontheprowl August 22, 2011