Shlong

A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.

Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong

by OscarMartini February 08, 2024

Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

by furkingpluh December 03, 2023

shlong

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

by horsecockk October 02, 2021

Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi April 05, 2018

Shlong

wiggly jiggly PP

My shlong burns when i put it in acid

by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024

Shlong

Long fat snake

What a shlong you have!

by Olifier March 02, 2022

shlong

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong

by TUCKER MCPETERS August 15, 2020