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thats so shite

When your breakdancing on your living room floor shirtless and your little brother says “thats so shite”
We got maths next, thats so shite
by THATS SO SHITE November 22, 2024
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Shite

The vocabulary of Slow Mo.

Another way of saying oh shoot, or shit.

Often said randomly after every sentence.
Oh shite I forgot to do the homework! Rwah!
by XxSavage21xX120 February 28, 2024
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Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025
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shite

A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.
Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!
by Stalker Patty May 4, 2011
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shite

A bad quality or annoying website, it doesn't have to be hated by everyone, you only call it shite if you really hate it.
Person 1 "Oh hey dude have you been to Twitter yet?"
Person 2 "What, that shite? No, it's just people cancelling everyone there"
by RagtimeCowboyJoe January 7, 2021
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Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!
Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!
by ThunderclashPrime January 15, 2021
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Shite

Fuck Leitrim they’re shite, Mayo is better
by Breadcicle September 29, 2021
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