The Cleveland Steamer

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (SEE ALSO
HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

It was a severance fuck anyway, so I left her a Cleveland Steamer.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

cleveland steamers

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.

I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.

by dookieluv February 15, 2006

Stanly Steamer

to cover up someones mouth with tin foil than take a dump on the tin foil so the reciver only gets the steam.

Dude I just gave that bitch a Stanly Steamer

by Stanly May 22, 2005

A frosty steamer

When you cum in a condom, freeze it and then have the girl eat it.

Dude I have my girl a frosty steamer last night!

by Wert123 June 2, 2015

Swiss Steamer

The Swiss Steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: Ingredients:
1 packet Swiss Miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin

"After a long day on the slopes, I could really use a stiff swiss steamer."

"Caution: do no consume this Swiss Steamer while located in a sauna or spa"

"This swiss steamer really mellowed me out..."

by yummy yumyums December 10, 2009

Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB

While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010

Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers

"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"

by AK Dave October 18, 2008