splooge mcduck

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.
nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.
by faggot_genesis July 16, 2019
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damn, that was an oink-omatic chromatic splooge!
by slimyhibber October 23, 2018
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Stooge Splooge

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”

“Dude, what happened?”

“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 04, 2020
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Splooge Strife

When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.

In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee
I can't wait to splooge strife that native village Friday night.
by Sploogestrife October 24, 2023
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Thunder Splooge

A sexual act in which the male parter, as he is about to finish, pulls out, and produces a tazer. He proceeds to press the tazer against the female genetalia , shock her, and then finish over the affected area.
man1 " so, how was your night?"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
by Djuken December 25, 2019
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splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.
Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.
by Demtane October 13, 2017
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