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smile and nod

Combination of actions developed over centuries by males who were tired of hearing and having to come up with responses to their girlfriends' incessant babble.
"And then like, oh my god, I got these cute grey and white shoes, they're so cute!! And next weekend, we're going to buy these black and white ones...."

-smiles and nods-
by A New STD January 25, 2004
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fake smile

The kind of smile you give when you see someone you strongly dislike (i.e. a raging whore or someone's creepy boyfriend).
Steph: HEY!
Hali: *fake smile* heyyyy
by Jamaal and Boquifa February 4, 2009
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Coke and a smile

The late afro-american comedian Richard Prior coined the phrase a long time ago. The phrase is "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the F__K up!"
"Are you talking to me? Why don't have a Coke and a smile and shut the F__K up!"
by zimbab March 14, 2009
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residual smile

When a group of friends is talking and a laugh occurs, while still smiling you make direct eye contact with a stranger and it quickly becomes creepy.
You're friend Brady makes a joke while you are eating in the cafeteria.
"What do a pimp and a pirate have in common?"
"They both say Yo-Ho, and walk with a limp"

laughter
while still laughing you look away and make direct eye contact with a red head across the cafeteria. (this person is receiving your residual smile)

Later, when you see that person again you feel obliged to say:
"I'm sorry that I smiled at you"
and the whole thing turns creepy.
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brickable smile

A smug or arrogant smile which makes you want to hit the smiler's face with a brick.
"He had a brickable smile on his face. I felt like I wanted to hit him with a brick."
by imb0red123 October 22, 2007
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Sarah Smiles

A song by Panic! at the Disco about Brendon Urie's wife. Also what I convinced all my teachers to call me at school.
Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn't care,
She lives in her world, so unaware.
Does she know that my destiny lies with her?
by Sarah Smiles January 15, 2019
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Glasgow smile

A nickname for the form of torture that involves cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ear, the cut, or its scars, form an "extension" of what resembles a smile. Usually the victim is given a small cut, around 1/4"-1/2", in the corners of the mouth and is then further injured by kicking, stabbing, or other means, causing them to scream and the cuts to further tear. It is also known as a Glasgow grin, Chelsea smile, or Chelsea grin.
Notably the Black Dahlia Murder, in which the victim was cut in half at the waist and given a Glasgow Smile. But maybe not in that order.
by Muhreetard December 18, 2008
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