Slap ass Uno

An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.

Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword

by GoryCost70 September 9, 2021

Slap Ass September

We doing it a little different this year. Calling all Middle Schools and High Schools! Have fun,and do y'all thing! This the perfect time to go after y'all crush!

Tom: Ayee you heard we doing Slap Ass September all month?
Jeremiah: Yeah I'm slapping every girl ass!

by Ig:itssmee_jaylaa September 15, 2021

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Slap Ass Year

All Year You Can Slap Anyone’s Ass, Especially Your S/O

Happy Slap Ass Year

by DillonBerban November 2, 2022

National slap ass day

On the 25th September any boy/girl can slap each others ass.

Boy slaps girls ass.

Girl “wtf is wrong with you…. Fucking perv”
Boy “it’s the 25th September dumbass it’s national slap ass day”
Girl slaps boys ass and bites lip

by Anonymous19393838 September 25, 2022