Mousetrap reflex

The reflex that a girl has when you reach to touch her boobs and she doesn't approve of the action. She usually bites your outstretched fingers in a really quick motion like a mousetrap.

Guy 1: Dude that chick has a serious mousetrap reflex!

Guy 2: Well that's what you get for trying to touch her tits.

by Hoboinspace August 7, 2013

Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014

Jiggling Reflection

When u nekid in front of a tall mirror and bounce up and down, and yo titties be punching you in the face and knocking shit off counters and breakin windows.

Mom: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE WINDOWS?!

Me: oh, that happened during my jiggling reflection last night

Mom: oh, okay

by Introsexualhomie August 23, 2016

gaga reflex

The time it takes someone to dance after hearing lady gaga music

My bf's gaga reflex was too damn quick when paparazi played on spotify.

by Whitexican January 29, 2017

Brown recluse

A particularly stubborn turd.

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!

by zBrinks February 7, 2017

brown recluse

The human anus.

In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.

by Pickle Ron June 18, 2019

Meme Reflex

Saving any image(s), regardless of how funny it is, on a device, without any thought in doing so, due to being used to saving many memes on a device.

Person 1: For some reason I sometimes save random photos on my phone without even thinking.
Person 2: Its the meme reflex.

by Salty Llama April 7, 2020