drop the puck

Take a shit.

Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!

by 420mason December 31, 2020

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Puck buddy

Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.

We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.

by Lynda Dictionary official July 30, 2022

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Sucker-pucked

1- When you are punched lightly

These kids where rough housing when one of them sucker-pucked another.

by Scroted September 25, 2022

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Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.

bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat

by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022

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A disgusting being abandoned by the world and all concepts which align with a good in some way. Some say it's the manifestation of evil itself displaying gross amounts of depravity, all actions stemming from extreme malicious intent and a distinct lack of any form of intelligence. It takes joy in people's pain to an unsettling degree and will try it's best to ruin any semblance of a life you had. Puck is known as one of the meanest beings to ever exist.

FUCKING RUN. IT'S A PUCK

by GayFurby January 10, 2022

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Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.

Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

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