popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 18, 2018

chewy popcorn

Chewy popcorn is the result of stuffing your balls in your partners asshole while cumming on them.

Tiffany said she didn't want to see me anymore after I gave her the ol' chewy popcorn. It was worth it.

by Big-O 2-Incher September 20, 2016

popcorn bride

A bride who "pops" in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.

Wow! We had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!

by Bella Bride August 1, 2016

Sip and Popcorn

When you're listening to or reading a stupid argument or discussion take place in Discord, so you post Sip and Popcorn emotes because it's so dull and/or disappointingly enjoyable

Person 1: "This game mechanic sucks"

Educated Person 2: "No, it doesn't."

Person 1: (continues arguing despite being proven wrong over and over again)

Everyone, including Educated Person 2: (Sip and Popcorn emotes)

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Person 1: "I don't like this aspect of life"

Everyone: "Yeah me too"

(Continues rambling on about this dull topic for wayyy too long)

Everyone else waiting for the topic to change: (Sip and Popcorn emotes)

by Arkaneos May 15, 2020

Popcorn Sutton

The legend that most Missouri Boys worship. Legendary moonshiner made hundreds of liquor runs through his day.

Its ashame that Popcorn Sutton killed himself

by Iplaybanjoandpracticeincest May 31, 2020

popcorn powder

a questionable name for white popcorn seasoning

hey wanna come over for a movie we have popcorn powder

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.

Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.

by The silly kid April 22, 2023