pierre

pierre is grounded

pierre is grounded he cant play with you today

by PBUTPOO May 21, 2020

Juan-Pierre

Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.

Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact

Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?

Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!

Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?

Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!

by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023

Pierre

Probably someone i’ll love forever, even INDEFINITELY. if you ever see this i hope you think of me and save it. i care so much about pierre and he comes off as nonchalant but overall can be the sweetest boy ever. i love pierre so much and would do anything for him.

Hey is that your husband E? Yes, Pierre is my husband.

by indefinitelove March 24, 2025

Secret Pierre

The recipient of a gay-secret gift from someone (closeted) they know.

Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!

by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023

Hot Pierre

The act of inserting a fresh-baked croissant in your significant other's rectum so you can have a snack during long sessions of oral sex.

I ate too many croissants last night while I was giving the old lady a hot Pierre

by Ackniculous September 20, 2021

Alex St-Pierre

A complete and total badass. Hot sexy, kind caring and funny. They may fuck shit up a lot, but that’s what makes them themselves. After they do fuck shit up though they always try to fix it. They will always be there for you, even if you’ve hurt them, or are still hurting them just because they are too sweet to make someone else feel the way that they have felt. This person has been through hell and back yet still tries their very best to walk around with a smile, as well as make someone else smile. As brave as they are, they are too scared to ever tell someone how they feel for fear of being hurt, or hurting them. They can pull anyone; real, famous, or fictional(and yes that includes Yelena Belova). Not to mention they are incredibly hot, smart, and athletic. Lastly they are always gonna be there to lend a helping hand no matter what, even if it will result inn their own down fall.

Alex St-Pierre is so kind they just helped me out of a hard place

by That1weirdo November 22, 2021

Pierre

Known as 'pierrmaloso', Pierre and permaloso in italian (likely), Pierre is a french man who is communist and loves bathrooms. Pierre is always hungry and doesn't want people to say he is likely.

Oh my god, don't make your Pierre!

Pierre is chax

by chax92 June 5, 2017