wait phobia

you/they hate waiting

i have wait phobia ! so don't want to wait.

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021

Clit-phobia

The unjustified fear of women's sexuality.

Egyptian men suffer from clit-phobia, so they circumcise their women.

by Al3essam May 1, 2021

uhhhh.wav-phobia

fear of hearing "oof"

you : i will never play roblox

friend : why?

you : I have uhhhh.wav-phobia

friend : ohh I understand now.

by rhymtick April 24, 2022

John-Phobia

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023

Aero-Excretory Phobia

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.

The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.

by Scribester March 11, 2018

Rack-no-phobia

The fear of not enough rack (cocaine)

Man, I'm scared we'll smash all the gear before the party

Friend - stop being a pussy, just because you have rack-no-phobia isn't a reason to ruin my fun

by BigggggT May 29, 2020

Pollard-Phobia

Being scared of big fat walloper like "Liam"

"I've got a big pollard-phobia"

by lt2323 October 18, 2023