Fear of plummeting bird droppings.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
by Scribester March 11, 2018
That person looked at me full of suspicion, judged and criticized me, man he must have the Phoenix phobia.
by Phoenix007 July 20, 2023
Someone who is terrified of all modes of transportation. It could be a train a plane a car a bike a boat basically anything that moves a person from point A to point B.
by Gram fish July 2, 2022
by Roxanne Lemøns January 2, 2023
Jeff : Wtf Joe, you are a furry now? I’m leaving. That’s hella gross.
Joe : Whatever, I don’t want to be around anyone with anthropomorph-phobia.
Joe : Whatever, I don’t want to be around anyone with anthropomorph-phobia.
by NovaTheFeline July 6, 2018
a phobia where a person who is in the middle of something (i.e. a soccer field) and feel as if you can not escape
Coach Erik: "Mak, why didn't you tell us you have middle phobia?"
Mak: "I don't know, I just don't like being in the middle because I feel like I can't move."
Mak: "I don't know, I just don't like being in the middle because I feel like I can't move."
by soccerplayer1234567890 January 23, 2018
by Dwillcbk October 3, 2022