Phelps

Noun, singular.
Plural: "Phelps" or "Phelpses"
A man with an unattractive (possibly repellent) face and a smokin'-hot body. The individual in question (the "phelps") is generally assumed to be Caucasian...like the swimmer-slash-mental-health-spokesmodel.

I miss that Yahoo group where people used to post pics of hot naked guys with ugly faces. It's crazy, but I love me a good phelps.

by Jack Vesuvio August 4, 2021

Phelps

Being so bad you get removed from your club up the bum style

Noncey Phelps

by DgJlBQ April 12, 2023

Pulling a Phelps

Abruptly walking away from a group like a pure asshole without saying anything.

I'm pulling a Phelps because this chick is so fat.

by ClubTest November 7, 2011