Pelican

A conspiracy theorist who mindlessly shares misinformation or links to garbage websites while trying to argue a ridiculous point that doesn't even relate to anything.

Hey bro, don't pelican me with that bullshit video.

by Some Bloody Guy May 19, 2020

pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

Pelican Boy

A Boy who is scared to death of pelicans.

Like REALLY scared.

1 : Man I hate pelicans, I am so scared of them...

2 : You lil' Pelican Boy, There's one under your bed right now!!

1 : AHHHH! I HATE PELICANS!!

by thatoneguyfromthatplace September 8, 2025

Wounded pelican

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.

Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.

by JSmidt August 5, 2025

Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub

Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents

by anonymous tardsy April 6, 2022