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pee-pee protector

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021
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Pee Pee Soft

When your homie is being a dick burglar and your at work just chillin.
Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.

Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.
by Quack_Sauce May 27, 2020
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pee pee button

The area a little bit below your stomach and when you press on it you have to pee
( probably only works on women)
*kid jumps on their mother*
Mother: you pressed my pee pee button. I almost pissed myself.
by Lady gaga x freddy fazbear is February 10, 2022
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Pee pee puppet

A tool genaraly used to introduce young boys to Catholicism but also used in the case of severely retarded or roofied adults.

Side note.

Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico

Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..

Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district

(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Father knuckles let the child talk in the confession booth while he dropped his robe and inserted his billiard ball anal beads a gift from cardinal pel 2 years prior

He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it

He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet

Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
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pee pee jacket

Harold: Damn bro my pee pee is to small

Me: Well maybe if you got rid of your pee pee jacket it’d look bigger
by Pourcyanideinmyhenny April 29, 2020
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Pee Pee Hugger

Hugging a males penis with the area in or around your vagina. You could also seriously hug the penis with a warm embrace of your arms.You could also hug the penis with your lips and feet.
-"That girl is such a pee pee hugger"

-"Babe,you're the best pee pee hugger ever"

"pee pee hugging is my favorite thing to do on a cold winter day"
by felicia21 November 22, 2014
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pee pee touch

A male that likes to touch the pee pee alittle too much.
Dude, why the hell do you like to touch other guys cocks!! Your a pee pee touch!!
by ken-dawg November 23, 2004
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