A slightly crazy man who (most likely) lives in the woods. Can survive with nothing but a hatchet in complete wilderness. This is the type of guy you would want in a zombie apocalypse. However, if you encounter a Puck in his natural habitat...turn and run. He WILL try and convert you. Also, he will most definitely give you a reason to rhyme his name with a certain word...
Holy shit! Look at that Puck! He's totally gonna slaughter that goat.....wait wut?
Wow, you totally pucked that up.
Wow, you totally pucked that up.
by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 05, 2017
A being so infinitely dumb. Submerged in a sea of degeneracy. Someone who gets less than 90% in tests
by Puckn't October 17, 2021
Pussy who doesn't cuss: *sees something out of the ordinary where you'd usually say, "what the fuck"" but says "What the puck!"
by Young wrangler January 19, 2017
by Mega Jef August 18, 2018
An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up
by Dadonn February 19, 2025
by cmglzr February 23, 2023
Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.
Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?
“Suck my knob!”
“Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 03, 2020