by AUSTIN TH August 4, 2019
Get the PUCKINGmug. 1. The thing you have been searching for the last half hour only to realize you had it all along. 2. A set of keys, thought lost but found in one's pocket, a pair of sunglasses though lost but found on one's own head. 3. Any item, idea or solution, found in the most obvious place possible.
Rocksteady Eddy and I spent an hour looking for the controller to his Xbox. I finally thought to look on top of the Xbox itself, and there it was. We both looked at each other and said "Gamer Puck!" at the same time, and now my shoulder is a little sore and I owe Eddy a soda.
by rickyukon August 21, 2020
Get the Gamer Puckmug. Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
by OldGregFool January 8, 2020
Get the sneaky sludge puckmug. by Gottem00175 November 18, 2021
Get the Puck bunnymug. by Bananasquad member December 28, 2017
Get the Puckmug. A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.
Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.
Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.
Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.
Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.
Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.
Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.
Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.
by anonymous December 29, 2021
Get the Puck Slutmug. I love puck
by Natasha2203 July 20, 2019
Get the Puckmug.