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Alaskan Pipeline

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.
Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!
by Sweatfinger May 7, 2018
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Toboggan Pipeline

While riding a toboggan in a 69 position with your partner. Your girl accidentally sharts, but with the frozen weather it comes out frozen solid. And the turd glides off your forehead.
I was going downhill in a sled and 69 ing my girl. She sharted and gave me a "Toboggan Pipeline"
by Spoker February 22, 2018
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Pipeline Bling

"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.
"Check out that guys pipeline bling, he's packing!"
by Brookelynncrooks June 19, 2016
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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Siberian pipeline

When a woman drinks a lot of vodka and forces herself to throw up in a condom. Afterwards, she will freeze the condom to use as a dildo for later.
Gave my girl a Siberian pipeline last night because she was hammered from all the vodka.
by H4XOR13 February 14, 2020
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Rocket pipeline

The action of pooping( shiting ) into one’s anus or vaginal region
Hey Jain lets do a rocket pipeline. I’m feeling very horny.
by Nigeria is poor March 17, 2020
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Louisiana Pipeline

When your balls deep in a black girl and she shits while you cum
Hey terisha, wanna do a Louisiana Pipeline
by Titties.yes June 24, 2020
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