deck hardener

A type of protective layer for your deck!

Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck

by Alpacamon9000 May 26, 2017

teck deck

a phrase you scream in class randomly to confuse everyone

teck deck!

by liltreestand November 11, 2020

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 09, 2003

Lady Decking

When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.

Richard: Where have you been?

Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!

by OOOOKE August 02, 2009

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 28, 2017

deck of death

tha best drinking game ever. it gets awsomely crazy!

lets get the beer and thn go to tha park and play deck of death

by CANDiiE August 29, 2006

Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 13, 2019