Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

Couch Vodka

The distilled essence of couch potato. It takes years of couch potato behavior to achieve couch vodka status.

Yeah, my roommates and I were couch potatoes during undergrad. I'm still so lazy that I've graduated to couch vodka while working on my Ph.D.

by Doctor Snax July 16, 2010

Couch Method

In the video game "osu!" Couch method is used to describe someone's score as "shit acc" or "mashed" which in short means it requires no skill

"ha nice play, but that couch method doe"

by Xsub August 22, 2021

Couch Strike

a strike thrown from the seated position (usually a couch) in wii bowling, thus elevating the game to an entirely new level.

Dave was throwing strikes and then I challenged him to up the game and bowled a couch strike.

by lolita83 July 5, 2009

couch surfing

A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!

Locals only dude!! Dont snake my wave or I'll smash my guitar over your head...

by herbiewa July 27, 2004

couch crazy

The disease you develop after a long period of time spent on the couch.(mostly because of injury) People that suffer from this become sick in the head and are very irritable. Common behaviors are swearing, talking about violence, yelling, and frequent masturbation.

Tommy broke his leg and spent the whole summer on the couch. He spoke of purchasing fire arms, started wearing more flannel than Al Borlin, and masturbated so much he lost interest. This is a prime example of going couch crazy.

by Taigh McDonagh October 12, 2008

couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

by reee master May 15, 2020