Couch Patrol

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

by Big N64 February 25, 2009

Crusty Couch

A Crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.

Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!

by XXXrolland September 20, 2016

Couch Denter

An ass cheek carving on couch cushions: The art of sitting home all day, not working and leaving the undeniable ass prints on a brand new/used sofa.

Guy 1: Hey dude what does your wife do for a living? Mine is making some serious cash as an Nurse.

Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.

by StiffPigeon October 28, 2011

Couch Strike

a strike thrown from the seated position (usually a couch) in wii bowling, thus elevating the game to an entirely new level.

Dave was throwing strikes and then I challenged him to up the game and bowled a couch strike.

by lolita83 July 5, 2009

couch surfing

A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!

Locals only dude!! Dont snake my wave or I'll smash my guitar over your head...

by herbiewa July 27, 2004

couch crazy

The disease you develop after a long period of time spent on the couch.(mostly because of injury) People that suffer from this become sick in the head and are very irritable. Common behaviors are swearing, talking about violence, yelling, and frequent masturbation.

Tommy broke his leg and spent the whole summer on the couch. He spoke of purchasing fire arms, started wearing more flannel than Al Borlin, and masturbated so much he lost interest. This is a prime example of going couch crazy.

by Taigh McDonagh October 12, 2008

couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

by reee master May 15, 2020