neatiest

It's like the neatest, but neater

"Dude, have you gotten a LINE yet? They're the neatiest!"

by georgeipsum November 30, 2013

Nesting Turtle

An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.

Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"

by SlayersRUs April 21, 2014

Nesting

When a guy eats a girl out with a knocker (Preferably Cope Wintergreen / Mint / Straight Long Cut) in and then he puts (nests) the knocker in the puss.

Guy: "Yo dude how was the date last night... did you too go back to your place?"
Me: "Yeah dude! She was complaining about me having my cope in so I nested the bitch"
Guy: "BROO! I never heard of Nesting before!"

by LukKy^ May 5, 2018

Neti Pot

When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.

Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"

by GoofyGoozler12 November 1, 2020

nerd nesting

The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.

During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.

Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.

by snakeroot October 21, 2010

Australian Neti Pot

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot

Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.

by Thedumbestmanalive July 5, 2016

Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019