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Musty Nuts

The piquant aroma that blooms in the crotch when one sweats profusely without showering for multiple days in a row.

*Fresh stank is not yet sufficient to earn the label "musty" as the funk must percolate for a minimum of 48 hours to achieve the properly aged stank of Musty Nuts.
I worked out four times this week and haven't showered once! I bet I got some serious musty nuts goin on
by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026
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