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rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.
Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!
by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005
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Spank Ze Monkey

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011
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small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.
ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF
by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015
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Summoning the monkey

Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
by Artagan000 May 3, 2021
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Mikey Way

Michael James Way, aka, Mikey Way. Bass guitarist for my chemical romance. born September 10, 1980, from Newark New Jersey. He is 5'10, very skinny, and nerdy. He is married to Alicia Simmons way. He now lives in Brooklyn with his wife and cats. He is known for being the bassist in my chemical romance and being Gerard Way's younger brother.
Mikey Way is the cutest nerd to ever play bass.
by Alexzandria July 20, 2007
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Monkey water

Slang word used for mix of water, heroine and light among drug addicts.
It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.
-Hey I copped some H. what should we do?
-Let's do some monkey water!
by 1010110110 February 15, 2013
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Mickey Fickey

Mickey Fickey is the TV friendly version of Mother Fucker.
It first appeared when TBS first aired Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing back in the 90's, overdubbing all uses of the word "mother fucker" with "mickey fickey". This actually made some of the scenes, especially the part where the guy is trying to buy 20 D batteries, quite funny.

"D! MICKEY FICKEY, D!"

The term has since grown in popularity as people use it in place of mother fucker to be funny.
I need some Batteries...

What Size?

"D! MICKEY FICKEY, D!"
by hotsith November 15, 2011
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