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Milwaukee Chainsaw

(Noun) When a woman’s stubbly bush gives you rug burn.
“Bro did you hook up with her last night?” “Yeah and she gave me that Milwaukee Chainsaw.”
by omionous box August 31, 2025
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Milwaukee Tight Rope

A sexual act in which a man ties a rope onto the base of his private, and then tieing the other side to the ceiling, then proceeding to swing from his private
- what did you want me to do?
- the Milwaukee tight rope, it's so cool!
by Cheese_master February 17, 2026
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Milwaukee Trench Coat

The act of walking into an orgy, naked, with a trench coat, and upon revealing a less than average sized penis, you become the pegged.

Also known as the Ed Francis Special.
I wanted to experience an orgy but became the victim of a pegging. I should Have known I’d be the Milwaukee Trench Coat because my one inch pecker didn’t excite any women.
by Rawdogtdog February 24, 2026
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Milwaukee Blower

The act of one person blowing gently on another person asshole
Picked up this bird at the local last night, went home and gave me the best Milwaukee Blower I have had.

"I haven't been Milwaukeed like that in years"
by Barbandit October 30, 2025
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Milwaukee Sandwich

To make a Milwaukee Sandwich you need to first take some poop flatten it out into a patty. Then cook it until medium well (or whatever the preference of the recipient is) and then serve as if it is a hamburger patty in between two buns. Which the recipient must then consume.
That Milwaukee Sandwich was pretty good wasn't it Suzanne.
by McNutmeister McGee November 28, 2025
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Milwaukee dartboard

The Milwaukee dart board is having a girl (the dartboard) on her knees 2 feet away with her mouth wide open. Then you ejaculate from said distance and play darts with a few friends. Hitting the face is 8 points. Into her mouth is 15. nose is 20. And eyes are 18. Inside of the nose is 30. Whoever has the highest score in five rounds wins. If your load doesn’t reach. You lose the turn
Me and a few friends did a Milwaukee dartboard board to a old Chinese and I won!
by Horsecock39 January 23, 2026
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Milwaukee Snowblower

The act of snorting cocaine out of someone’s anus then proceeding to rim them.
Wow the way she gave a Milwaukee snowblower is incredible! Licked my ass clean!
by Cukoil January 26, 2026
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