Marty

R@pist

Why is this unconsensual?
Because it’s a marty

by Urmother696969696969669 March 16, 2024

marty mcmatton

Marty McMatton is most commonly a boy. He will sometimes annoy you with not knowing the answers to questions you give him. A Marty McMatton doesn't know what is happening and is very low-key.

Dude. Your such a Marty McMatton

by Heyyyythere February 28, 2017

Marty

A cat person.

Have you seen him? He must be playing with the cats. Sounds like Marty!

by Ssssss01 November 22, 2021

Marty Bye

A free win in fantasy football. No lineup setting necessary

“After my Marty Bye I’ll be 10-2”

by T dad December 9, 2019

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

marty island

the greatest corner to ever touch a field. also will fuck your bitch

damn is that draco darian , nah its marty island

by anonymous August 24, 2021