As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"
Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"
Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"
Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007
Get the shit mother fucker fuck shit situationmug. by Marina June 24, 2004
Get the skeeted up like a mother fucker.mug. by noillegals August 5, 2010
Get the stupid bean burrito eating mother fuckermug. My boyfriend cheated on me and I called him a shit ass cock sucker mother fucker, and slapped the FUCK out of him. He cried like a pussy.
by WTF FML. August 15, 2009
Get the shit ass cock sucker mother fuckermug. A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.
_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._
_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_
_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_
by Shaadinipples August 30, 2021
Get the Mother Earth Fuckermug. If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”
by 2ballbitch January 14, 2022
Get the mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch!mug. A person who’s a known maggot. Lies, cheats, and steals. No loyalty to the ones they are closest with and take no responsibility for there actions. Will stab you in the back when you least expect it.
Reporter: What do you think of Whitey Bulger?
Jimmy Hartford: He’s a rat skinner punk bitch mother fucker.
Jimmy Hartford: He’s a rat skinner punk bitch mother fucker.
by Mike Macchi July 9, 2021
Get the Rat Skinner Punk Bitch Mother Fuckermug.