Minecraft

A Blocky Ass Game With Shitty Ass Graphics

ROBLOX Player: "What Is A Minecraft? Is That A ROBLOX Game?"
Minecraft Player: "Its Better Than Fortnite."
ROBLOX Player: "I'm In!"
Later...
ROBLOX Player: "Was He Kidding?"

by Person__Bus May 31, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft is a sandbox game that allows you to go on servers, play with friend on same Wi-Fi, and even play single-player! There are also different types of gamemodes that you can play.
Creative: Build whatever you want, and it's also private!
Survival: A harder gamemode where you have to survive, without unlimited resources. You have to get your own resources to survive.
Hardcore: Only one try, if you die, you will rage like you just don't care because you only have one try!
Please don't fucking rage. It's a good game. Don't use the game for bad reasons, like a substitute for drugs.

Tony: Hey, let's go!
You: Fuck that! I'm playing Minecraft you dirty prick!

by MastahBadgah December 27, 2014

minecrafters

2 or more people who have minecraft syndrome

wow they are minecrafters

by 1w354e65r7t2g8eid3wubeh dcghfy November 13, 2018

minecraft

similar to the holy grail is not a form of cancer unlike its rival fortnite

hey wanna build a giant dildo in minecraft

by yeetus my dudes July 6, 2019

Minecraft

It’s better than fortnite.
Prove me wrong.

(Jimmy if he plays fortnite)
Dad: JIMMY GET READY FOR YOUR DAILY BEATINGS!
(Jimmy if he plays Minecraft)
Dad: JIMMY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SON!

by I’m not job anymore April 15, 2019

Minecraft

A game which nerdy kids and weird adults play with each other

Those people defiantly play minecraft

by Poop hole man July 27, 2017

Minecraft

Minecraft

Your mum fucked A Minecraft and ate the shit

by BigBigBiggerBoy June 24, 2019