logging the forbidden forest

Shaving your penis hair. Ususally done by gay people or perverts.

I'd hate to be a lumberjack if they were loggint the forbidden forest

by Ryan Satter March 30, 2005

lagging

A state where you have feelings that havent left you, even when the situation has passed.

I broke up with my girlfriend.... but i still have feelings lagging behind me...

by Zenneth Dyack February 7, 2005

Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.

1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."

by seanyB September 25, 2010

street luging

the sexual art of two persons (preferably male and female) acting out in a particular way. props include 4 pairs (not singles) of socks, 3ft of garden hose, one knee pad, 2 tissues, and a bowl full of jelly (grape or cherry only). The jelly goes in the socks, which then fills 8 orifices of your choosing. The rest is up to you ;)

Guy 1: Hello friend can I borrow your garden hose?

Guy 2: You street luging tonight?

Guy 1: You know it! Got any grape jelly by chance?

by streetluger123 May 6, 2011

Wet-Logging

The art of soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them into your anal cavity in order to become intoxicated quickly

(warning: this is extremely dangerous)

Luigi's got the tampons Tim has the vodka Chris has an idea "WE GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT wet-logging"

by Luigi123456789101112 November 15, 2011

leggins

Leggins are dumb

They were popular in the 80's and went out of fashion for a good reason. The are similar to pantyhose or tights, but the are footless. Why????, so your pale feet can be seen.

If you are trying to be cute, or sexy, or not look like an idiot, please upgrade to stockings.

That girl thinks she looks so hott & sexxxy in her leggins.

Do you think she also wears a skort????

by s mc March 8, 2008

lugein

The act of covering your mouth with your fist, in anger, boredom or annoyance.

Why are you doing a lugein my dear?

by Juba_Reck August 3, 2017