Jonathan

a guy that bangs your daughter

haha jonathan you are banging my daughter!

by bangingyourdaughter May 30, 2021

Jonathan

The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.

Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

Jonathan

A gay man who loudly supports Republican candidates (i.e. Bush II or Trump) or Christianity while knowing that such people want him dead. A drunk, lonely reject who tries to pose as an upper middle class person by voting Republican. He may also make racial comments and otherwise follow right wing nonsense including telling others they are going to hell. A self-loathing shitbag who is depends on government housing, medicaid or food stamps while voting Republican.

Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.

All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.

by Ohio will suck forever June 28, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan better known ass Jon Jon has a very small penis dosent last in bed he limited to a little bit of stuff he very small it’s sad

Oh look at Jonathan he small

by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is someone with a HUGE dick.Jonathan gets a lot of pussy but is really loyal.He can fight and beat up anybody.jonathan also is from Miami jit

Damn jonathan is here he is going to fuck all the bitchs.

by JonnyDrip November 24, 2019

Jonathan

Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.

Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.

by Maria&Mateo November 22, 2018

Jonathan

He is the guy that seems like you can beat up (Lucky for you Can!)His hands are soft and he is flirts back when you do and his voice when he does is so Charming it’s sure to give you chills

Someone 1 :I’m dating Jonathan
Someone 2: Really!Why?
Someone 1 :He’s so flirty that’s why!

by MemeyKid March 22, 2020