Jonathan

Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.

Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.

by Maria&Mateo November 22, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan better known ass Jon Jon has a very small penis dosent last in bed he limited to a little bit of stuff he very small it’s sad

Oh look at Jonathan he small

by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits

Omg Jonathan is so gay

by Not president April 24, 2020

Jonathan

a guy that bangs your daughter

haha jonathan you are banging my daughter!

by bangingyourdaughter May 30, 2021

Jonathan

He is the guy that seems like you can beat up (Lucky for you Can!)His hands are soft and he is flirts back when you do and his voice when he does is so Charming it’s sure to give you chills

Someone 1 :I’m dating Jonathan
Someone 2: Really!Why?
Someone 1 :He’s so flirty that’s why!

by MemeyKid March 22, 2020

Jonathan

Fat fuck how sits on the sofa all day noming on cheetos and sucking his cousins left nut

Jonathan yeah is a proper batty fish

by OfficialUKS August 1, 2020

Jonathan

Just a cringe dude

Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc

Guy: Why is he so cringe?

Some other guy: His name is Jonathan

The first guy again: Oh, is see

by Lets go3443 December 12, 2016