Jens

Is your Allesj

After five years we got married. He's really my Jens.

by Tajine August 19, 2020

jens peter

When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.

OMG you are doing an Jens Peter again that’s so annoying

by JPHG! July 9, 2020

vuijk jens

a cheek clapping person that is also pan sexual

he eats beanz

vuijk jens is een homo

by bitch boiii 96 September 7, 2019

jens

This guy is really depressed and his friends should honestly check in with him more often, but other than that he could be the life of the party.

“Jens don’t jump you have so much to live for!”

by jensthedoormat November 23, 2021

jen

perfect or perfection

that is gelato is jen !

by fruityfrights March 6, 2024

Jen

or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.

Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!

by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021

Jens

Jens is a man that might seem useless but in fact a Jens holds great power and responsibility, Jens’s harness extreme strength when necessary and are said to have very large testicles which amount to his great power.

“A Jens just defeated a whole kingdom with one single scrotum”
“I just lifted 150kgs I feel like a Jens “

by Star lord the one and only November 22, 2021